Cracking

I envy anybody who can crack their neck. I’m talking about pushing your hand against your jaw, followed by a sudden crack that looks like you’ve finally opened a peanut butter jar. Dammit, I wish I could crack like that. And I don’t mean weak little popcorn firecracker knuckley cracks. Doesn’t count. I’m talking about vertebral subluxation correction immediately followed by cries of relief. When I hear it, behind this wall… That’s why I got this job. Eight months now, never, ever bored. Just holding on for the next — Excuse me, I have to answer that.

Chiropractics, Shauna speaking…