Bar Drinks

In your 20’s, bar drinks are fun. Flirty. You can get Sex on the Beach. A Screaming Orgasm. Buttery Nipple shots. Fireball shots. It’s essentially liquid sex candy and everybody’s getting laid.

In your 30’s, you’re moving up in the world. You graduate to a little class. You order a Cosmopolitan. A Something Martini. Maybe a Something Margarita, or a Vodka and Something.

By your 40’s, drinks should have names like Student Loan Payout. Oh my god, yes I’ll have one of those. Or Full Car Maintenance. Would you like a Home Loan Down Payment? Bartender, make it a 20%.

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