“So when it’s up, it’s ON?”
“Mom, Dad, it couldn’t be simpler. It says, ON.” He flicked the brand new switch on the wall and the lights snapped on. “Up is ON. Flip this down and the lights turn off.”
“How can we tell if the switch is up or down in the dark?” Dad scoffed.
“I’ll write the steps and tape them up,” mom said helpfully.
“Dad, its two settings. ON or OFF. It’s a switch.”
“I might be too complicated for your father, hon. Maybe it’s just for young people,” she said and lit a candle.