Graduate

The most vital thing I learned in college, and still use every day, didn’t come from classes or lectures. It came from the admin building. I call this class, how to wade through the morons and get what you need done. They should issue a diploma just for that. Granted, most of the incompetence came from part-time student staffers, but they showed me what we have to deal with for the rest of our lives at say, the DMV. The doctor’s billing office. Your cable provider. Online returns. It never goes away.

Oh, and your student loans are due, forever.