The Things She Yells

Get me a towel, will you?
Why didn’t you use a dryer sheet?
Honey, did I forget to unplug the curling iron?
Have a great day! I love you!

Jesus, you drive like a maniac.
Are you going to let them cross?
Did you even tip him?

Honey, can you pause it?
Why didn’t you pause it?
Remind me to unplug the curling iron.
I love you!


Yes, I vacuumed and moped. You’re welcome.

Is anybody home?
There is no food in this house.
Tell me you bought wine.
Looove you!

Did I unplug the curling iron?